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X-men: Professor Malcom-X

If Professor X were black, afraid of water, had a foam padding fetish and robbed the handicapped of their fake limbs, this would be his photo.
I don’t even know WTF this dude(?) is wearing. Not to mention the 85 pounds of foam padding ‘it’ has strapped to the scooter’s arm. Look at that thing! There’s like a queen size bed strapped to that fucking thing! And, yes, those are swimming goggles, before you even ask. He’s probably wearing them since he’s expecting the next great flood. I mean what else explains cruising around with not one, but TWO umbrellas? And to top it all of, he must have mugged a one armed man and stolen his arm because I’m most certain that’s a friggin’ prosthetic arm hook on the other side of the scooter! You thieving, twisted, goggle wearing bastard!

X-men: Professor Malcom-X

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Posted: November 24th, 2009 under Freaks & Weirdos, pics - No Comments. Tags: , , ,

World’s Worst Superhero: Crack Man!

Nothing really to say except… LOOK AT THIS DUDE’S FUCKING ASS CRACK!! And that’s how much sticks out with his pants held up by the most awesome pair of suspenders ever! Anyway, look…. enjoy… masturbate. (you know he makes you horny)
Oh, Crack Man is also the first entry into our ‘Freaks & Weirdos’ section of pics. I’m sure it’ll be easy to find many more at Walmart alone!

Crack Man Lives!!

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Posted: November 24th, 2009 under Freaks & Weirdos, pics - No Comments. Tags: , , , , ,

Jolly’s New Photo-Pal

E.T. has phoned home. I switched up to something that is totally more me, being the horror junkie that I am. Click HERE to see his gallery or click ‘more’ below.

Open up and say ahhhhhhhh!!!!

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Posted: November 22nd, 2009 under Jolly Roger, Mascot Pics, pics - No Comments. Tags: , , ,

Funtimes with a Blowgun

We went on safari in the garage using with our trusty blowgun. It made for some fun pics and even better video (coming soon!). With our mad blowing skills (no dick jokes, please), we could easily be honorary members of just about any South African tribe. Helps that we’re hung like tribesmen too!

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Posted: November 21st, 2009 under pics - No Comments. Tags: , , , ,

Preston’s Piss-a-palooza

Fascinated by the miracle that is nature’s natural plumbing, Coolwhip captures it randomly for the world to share. Journey with us into the amazing world of random pissing pics. Click HERE for the entire gallery.

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Posted: November 21st, 2009 under Piss-a-palooza, pics - No Comments. Tags: , , , ,

Coolwhip Butchers Bartender

Here’s a clippy of Coolwhip using the ‘I am T-Pain’ app on the iPhone. After this, he is no longer allowed to vocalize any song whatsoever.
Click on the link to play or save the file to your iPod and rock out whenever you want!!

Coolwhip – Bartender Butchering

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Posted: November 13th, 2009 under audio - No Comments. Tags: , ,

Coolwhip’s Gasoline Alternative

Cool plays Mythbuster to the myth that “pubes get 50 miles per gallon” by violating the neighbor’s truck. While most would think he’s one twisted fucker, Tone thinks it’s the funniest experiment ever. We swear it was all in the name of good science.

Coolwhip: Mythbuster

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Posted: November 5th, 2009 under pics - No Comments. Tags: , , , , ,

Goliath watches the “1man-1jar” vid..

Here’s us tormenting our boy again. This time, we sit him down to watch the ‘1man-1jar’ video. If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend watching it. Until then, enjoy G’s suffering. We sure as hell did.

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Posted: November 3rd, 2009 under videos - No Comments. Tags: , , , ,

Just another random Monday Funday

A few choice pics from our Monday Funday

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Posted: November 2nd, 2009 under pics - No Comments. Tags: , , , ,

The Taliban Tuck

A clippy of our boy Taliban proudly demonstrating the Taliban Tuck.
And if you can’t make out what he’s saying, it’s “have you ever taken a picture of you tucking your balls between your legs?”. Um, no, Mike, we haven’t… because we aren’t gay. You know how we know you’re gay? Because here’s a video of you tucking your genitals between your legs trying to be a female. Well, and the bumper sticker that says “My Other Ride Is A Penis”.

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Posted: October 30th, 2009 under videos - No Comments. Tags: , , ,